Tuesday, 23 December 2008

ASTROLOGICAL SURVIVAL KIT

One person’s luxury is another person’s essential and what everyone needs to get them through life depends upon who and what they are. Since astrology provides one of the most reliable insights into individual personalities, needs and desires the following should act as an invaluable guide into precisely what you, personally, cannot get through life without......

ARIES
.... a stopwatch to ensure that you race through every second of your life in record time.
.... a loyal, patient, understanding, efficient and conscientious team to complete all the projects you get bored with.
.... friends and colleagues who recognize the importance of being first off the mark, at the front of the queue and ahead of the game.
.... car passengers who are not offended by strong language or fazed by a driver who suffers frequent attacks of road rage.
.... a long-suffering partner who has the time and inclination to tie up the loose ends that unravel in your wake.
.... an extra-stable stepladder, a steel helmet and a tame cranial specialist on permanent call.

TAURUS
.... sufficient funds to enable you to comfortably entertain friends at your home rather than have to make the effort to go to theirs.
.... a foolproof weight-loss programme which will allow you to eat and drink whatever you choose without putting on an inch, and without having to take any form of strenuous exercise.
.... good music, great paintings, a scented garden, a wardrobe of simple but tasteful clothes, elegant food, fine wine - and the money to easily pay for it all.
.... being surrounded by individuals who are intelligent enough to recognize that your way is best, your ideas the most valid, your arguments flawless and your opinions profound.

GEMINI
.... a capable personal assistant who will deal with the minutiae of your life while you concentrate on the grand plan - well, all the grand plans, actually.
.... an understanding group of friends who accept that opinions were made to be changed, plans to be adapted, ideas to be altered, and the final page of a book to be read first.
.... employers, colleagues and loved ones who are smart enough to recognize the difference between artistic license and dishonesty; and who appreciate that when you appear to diversify from the truth it is due to the former and never the latter.
.... a partner who does not get worried when you pop out for half an hour and return three days later.

CANCER
.... an invisible and undetectable tracking device which you can attach to your immediate family so that you know where they are every moment of the day - and, especially, the night.
.... a dozen or so empty rooms where you can keep your invaluable collection of holiday postcards, seaside souvenirs, vinyl records, yellowing recipes, one-eared teddy bears, old magazines, AA Milne books, chipped teapots, outdated and outgrown clothes, teenage love letters, discarded toys, hockey sticks, twisted tennis racquets, ancient exercise books, and mementos of long-forgotten friendships, love affairs, holidays.
.... a large supply of canned soup, dried pulses and water purifying tablets in case nuclear war breaks out or a sudden famine strikes.
.... the odd excuse to be wildly extravagant - but not too often.

LEO
.... a circle of friends who will allow you to make the changes necessary in their lives, while leaving you too little time to make the ones necessary in your own.
.... a bottomless pit of ready cash which will enable you to dress, live, love and entertain in the elegant and luxurious style to which you have every intention of becoming accustomed.
.... regular rounds of applause, acclaim and recognition to which you can modestly respond 'it was nothing'.
.... a constant supply of interesting challenges which you can tackle with skill and enthusiasm - resulting in the above.
.... a loyal and loving partner who appreciates that there is room for only one star in this particular relationship.

VIRGO
.... a continual source of imaginary anxieties which will save you the trouble of having to find real ones.
.... a series of inconspicuously-placed mirrors enabling you to regularly check your expressions, gestures and appearance.
.... a bookshelf laden with the latest self-help medical books, and a bathroom cabinet filled with prescription and alternative therapies all within their sell-by dates.
.... an employer who leaves you in peace to concentrate on the technicalities while he or she deals with the grand plan.
.... relatives and loved ones who appreciate that the effort required to earn money is considerably greater than that which is necessary to spend it.

LIBRA
.... the kind of friends who realize that when you say 'yes' you probably mean 'no' - or, alternatively, 'maybe'.
.... chores which can be postponed indefinitely if you don't feel in the mood to tackle them.
.... companions who recognize that although the best things in life may very well be free, they lose nothing when augmented by a first-class meal and an excellent bottle of wine.
.... a wardrobe of tasteful clothes in a wide-range of sizes.
.... a non-stop supply of fresh flowers, chilled Champagne, gentle music, convivial friends and pictures which never need straightening.

SCORPIO
.... a major goal to focus on 101 percent and work towards 201 percent.
.... knowing that your talents are greater, your environment more desirable, your loved ones more alluring and your accomplishments more impressive than anyone else you know – and many that you don’t.
.... at least one important fact of which you are aware but nobody else is – and several more personal ones which you can keep hidden from colleagues, employers, friends and loved ones.
.... being able to extend your energy and talents in a dozen new directions - and succeed brilliantly at them all.
.... without the potential – not necessarily to be consummated – of at least one new sexual conquest.

SAGITTARIUS
....at least one very famous friend.
....at least one very wealthy patron.
....at least one new adventure a week.
....a circle of forgiving colleagues, relatives, friends and loved ones prepared to overlook your inadvertent indiscretions and unintentional insults delivered with the very best will in the world.
.... an understanding bank manager who appreciates the importance of frequent holidays, and the necessity of living way beyond conventional means.
....a long-suffering partner who is not afraid to live life in the fast lane – or on the sidelines of a hockey pitch or the stands of a polo match.
.... a petrol-guzzling, totally impractical, outrageously expensive, dangerously fast car.

CAPRICORN
.... knowing that you are totally in control of your own destiny and environment.
.... the type of friends, colleagues and loved ones who feel able to weep on your shoulder without expecting you to do the same on theirs.
.... an older mentor who is prepared to share his or her wisdom and experience - and a younger acolyte with whom you can share yours.
.... a portfolio of well-performing pension plans, insurance policies, low-risk shares and premium bonds.
.... advance warning of the dates of the sales in the better shops which sell well-made and well-tailored clothes.
.... at least two pairs of sensible good quality shoes.

AQUARIUS
.... a wide circle of friends and acquaintances prepared to share interests but not intimacy.
.... causes which can be espoused from a comfortable distance.
.... a partner who doesn't question your motives, explore your emotions or inhibit your movements.
.... any number of technological or mechanical conundrums which require imagination, skill and patience to resolve.
.... the certain knowledge that you will not make the shortlist of any employer who is looking for someone to conform or comply.
.... a regular supply of systems to be bucked, noses to be put out of joint, and donkeys with hind legs to be argued off.

PISCES
.... a clear direction to follow which will make it impossible for you to become side-tracked by red herrings.
.... the willpower to do what you know in your heart is right rather than allowing myself to be led astray by other people’s ideas, interests or philosophies.
.... a safe and secure bolt hole to which you can escape at regular intervals to reflect, rebuild your strength and renew your resources.
.... a project about which you feel passionately.
.... a purpose about which you feel passionately.
.... a person about whom you feel passionately.
.... learning how to say ‘no’ when you’ve had enough.
.... peace of mind.




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